Terms of Use
This site exists for the sole purpose of entertaining its author. By visiting this site, you are agreeing to abide by the following terms of use. Ignorance of these terms is not a valid excuse for violations. Incredipete.com reserves to modify these terms at any time, for any reason, with or without notice.
1. All of your activity on this site is logged and analyzed for the purpose of finding and eliminating trolls, idiots, thieves, and other miscreants. Incredipete.com reserves the right to publicly display any and all log information in the event you violate the following terms:
- No signed comment will ever be deleted or censored. If you are rude to me, you can expect me to be rude in return, or to ignore you completely. Certain words cause your comment to go into moderation, so if your comment gets moderated, you probably used a very naughty word. The only exception to this rule are comments that divulge personal information such as my home address, employer name, or other information that could create personal danger for me.
- Anonymous posts are fine, assuming you are polite to me and all other commenters. If you are anonymous AND rude, your comment will be deleted and your IP address will be blocked permanently.
- Threats made to me or other commenters on this site will be taken seriously. Do not directly mail anything to my physical address without first requesting permission via email. I have received enough physical hate mail that I will not open any unknown package or mail.
2. You may take what I say personally if you want to. However, I do not write topical entries with the intent of insulting you. Trust me, I’m not thinking of you at all. If you are insulted by it, one of two things is true. 1) You’re reading too much into it. 2)The shoe fits. Neither of those are my fault.
3. All materials presented on this site are original (or referenced) and are copyrighted. Duplication of site materials without permission is a violation the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998. If you want to use my material/images/etc., you must request permission in writing, and you must give attribution on your site.
4. Hotlinking is strictly prohibited. If you hotlink, you are stealing both copyrighted images and bandwidth. Anyone caught hotlinking images should be aware that said violations will result in an obscene photo appearing on your site.
5. Reading Incredipete may cause nausea, headache, insomnia, dry mouth, drowsiness, sweating or upset stomach, loss of appetite, unusual weight gain, anal leakage, unusual or severe mental changes, explosive flatulence, fatigue, frequent and/or painful urination, tooth loss, oozing pustules, uncontrolled violent tremors, decreased interest in sex, flu-like symptoms, vision changes, swelling or white spots on the mouth and/or tongue, changes in sexual ability, painful and/or prolonged erection, fainting, irregular/fast heartbeat, and in some rare instances, death.
6. Force Majeure - Incredipete.com makes no warranties against terrorism, flood, riot, fire, judicial or governmental action, labor disputes, blackout, brownout, act of God or any other causes beyond the control of Incredipete.com.
So to those of you that think I believe everything I say on here, shame on you for being so silly and dense. To those that get completely infuriated by what I say, thanks for all the laughs and for sending me hilarous hateful emails. Finally, to those that read and laughed so hard you snorted and made diet coke and/or pasta come out your nose, you are the reason I keep on writing.
