Archive for the ‘Bitter & Cynical’ Category

Grumpy

I hate people who are ungrateful.

I hate it when drivers go slow right next to each other and block all of the lanes.

I hate that there’s a brown recluse living under my desk at work and I can’t seem to kill him.

I hate that my head hurts from April 1st until September 30th every year.

I hate selfishness.

I hate Grain Valley, Missouri.

I hate paying interest to “the man.”

I hate it when Craigslist people offer to pay a certain amount for something over the phone and then offer way less when they are there in person to pick it up.

I hate the government for redistributing wealth like socialist swine.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008