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Results are in…

Quick result from the poll:

83% of readers are female
71% of readers are married
0.03% of readers are non-white (hmmm)
16% of readers read every day
58% of readers read once a week

Readers apparently only hate that I don’t update enough

Readers love it when I get mad about something and rant, especially when it’s bitter & cynical and ticks people off

Readers offered many different favorite posts. here are some that got multiple votes:
Dew the Genocide”
Other Cultures Suck
What I’ve Learned About Blogging
The History of Fat
The Responsibility Illusion
The Dating Matrix – Part Deux
Fair is for Sissies

This isn’t just a cop-out. People requested that I post the results.

Anyhow, what I learned is that I need to write bitter, cynical, inflammatory posts geared towards white married women.

Pete

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11 Responses to “Results are in…”

  1. Dave says:
    July 28, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    I’ll read that for sure! :)

  2. HRT says:
    July 28, 2008 at 2:27 PM

    My damn! I’m in the minority here! I couldn’t be any more conspicuously atypical if I were:

    A coke can at a Pepsi convention.
    A virgin at a porn convention.
    A non-virgin at a Star Trek Convention.
    A Mexican at an astroturf convention.
    or a Conservative at a McCain rally.

    I’m holdin’ it down for the non-white/male/daily-readers. Hat Trick!

  3. Andria says:
    July 28, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    Uh, excuse me, but there are some white UNmarried women here, bucko, so I expect some posts geared toward me, thankyouverymuch.

  4. pete says:
    July 28, 2008 at 3:05 PM

    So you’re thinking something with a little more nudity, Andria?

  5. pete says:
    July 28, 2008 at 3:10 PM

    The scary thing is, after some preliminary research, I’ve determined that the only thing married white women like (according to random Google searches) are:

    1. Black men
    2. Free shipping
    3. Bodice-ripping romance novels
    4. Opera
    5. Clothes that make them look skinny

    That is going to be an interesting post if I can figure out how to incorporate all of those.

  6. Andria says:
    July 28, 2008 at 3:24 PM

    Duh, Pete. I always expect more nudity. Also, I’m not a married white woman, but I enjoy some of the things on that list up there. I enjoy black men, free shipping, and clothes that make me look skinny. (Though never at the same time. My life is SO BORING.)

  7. HRT says:
    July 29, 2008 at 7:24 AM

    Hi Andria! (Said the black man offering free shipping to the white chick who looks good in skinny-making clothes)

  8. Andria says:
    July 29, 2008 at 8:42 AM

    “Skinny making clothes” is my dream. I keep yelling at my jeans to make me skinny, but they never listen.

  9. Meg says:
    July 29, 2008 at 2:21 PM

    You missed one on your list of what us white married women like. According to your results, they also like…

    PETE!

  10. syn_ack89 says:
    July 30, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    And I think us married women would like some nudity just as much as the unmarrieds…in fact, some would say the married women need the nudity MORE!

  11. Meg says:
    July 30, 2008 at 1:11 PM

    I’m in for more nudity too. I think we offically have enough votes for this go to to a full nudity site.