Welcome to the 21st Century
I graduated. Again. Finally. Hopefully for the last time.
Anyhow, I’m officially a Master of something or another. Maybe now I can chill out and have some fun. (If by fun, I mean sleep.)
Pete
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- Boston: The Other White Meat
- Brass Dance Pays Off
- Cop-Out Entry
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- I Broke The Dog
- I feel like a man again...
- I'm Still Alive & Kicking It
- IncrediHole
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- Invoking the 2nd Amendment - Part Deux
- Invoking The Second Amendment
- Jenna's Birthday
- Join My Pain
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- Kennebunkport Or Bust
- Last One About Abby
- Lighthouse Heaven
- Look What The Pups Did For Daddy
- Mahaffie Farmstead
- Main and the Cliffs of Insanity
- Maine: The Really North State
- Ok, I get it! Update More!
- One Year
- Party Time
- Pete and Jenna Sitting in a Tree...
- Pete's Expert Child-Rearing Techniques
- Pete's New Baby
- Promised Pictures
- Race For The Cure
- Righteous Indignation
- The "Tour of Philly"
- The Personal Update
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- Welcome to the 21st Century
- Who's REALLY nuts?
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- Ahh, the joy of slacking!
- Class Without Class
- I am boring...
- I'm Tired of School
- Insane Ramblings of the PACE Woman
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- My 15 Minutes? I hope not...
- My Exciting Day
- My New Educational Pursuit
- Out of the Frying Pan...
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- Top 10
- Welcome to the 21st Century
- Why I Went to College
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- "Jersey Hair"
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- 500
- And the nominees are:
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- Atlantic Daily News
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- Black Sky Radio
- Boston: The Other White Meat
- Branching Out
- Business Trip to Texas
- Cause for Alarm
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- Danny Devito Plays "Anna"
- Dear Sick Abby
- Disco Dick and the Mirrorballs
- Driving Home
- Flimsy Update
- Goin' to get The Jenna
- Holiday Update
- Hollis
- I Broke The Dog
- I don't want to jinx my success, but...
- I Hail from Texas
- IHS Revamp
- Insomnia
- It's A Hard Knock Life
- It's Cold & I Have Parvo
- It's Tool Time!
- Kennebunkport Or Bust
- Lighthouse Heaven
- Long Week
- Mahaffie Farmstead
- Main and the Cliffs of Insanity
- Maine: The Really North State
- Mayday
- Music Service
- My 2008 Resolutions
- My 2009 Resolutions
- My 2010 Resolutions
- Nothing In Particular
- Off to the Lake
- Off to the STL
- Ok, I get it! Update More!
- Party Time
- Pete Tiptoes Through The Tulips
- Quality Audits
- Sickness
- Sorta Update
- Tabasco Spackle
- The Winner
- Today...
- Unemployment Time
- Update at Long Last
- Vacation: Mission Complete
- We Hail from California
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- Wedding Brain Damage
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- What a Week
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- America Rocks, Part III
- America, @#$% Yeah!
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- Celebrating America, American Style
- Cheers, Mate.
- Europe Sucks
- Have Unions Jumped the Shark?
- Helping the Haters
- Here's to America's Success
- Idiocy on the High Seas
- Let's Jack Bauer Them
- Made (Poorly) In America
- My Grandma's Irish, But I'm an AMERICAN
- Native Americans Still Whining
- No Rights for Non-Americans
- Other Cultures Suck
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- Righteous Indignation
- September 11th
- Simply Brilliant
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- A Modest Proposal
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- Asking For It, Per Usual
- Citigroup to Repay TARP
- Clinton Has IED
- Debate Debacle
- Debate Inspires My New Iraq Plan
- Democrats Lose Sleep, Accomplish Nothing
- Don't Ask, Don't Care
- Dung Sculptors
- Election Day
- Evil, Slick, or Dumb?
- Gonzales is Gone
- Grow a Brain
- Hoobastank
- I Hate That I'm Always Right
- I Vomited.
- I Voted
- I'll See You in the Bread Line
- If Democrats weren't Wieners, Obama Would Have it Locked Up (or "Why I'm Endorsing Hillary Clinton")
- Iraq: Five Years Too Long
- Is This the End of the World?
- It's the "Illegal" Part...
- It's Time to Stripsearch Muhammad
- Just Curious, Obama Lovers
- Martha Stewart - Ride the Lightning
- Mission: Virus Retention
- No Habla Idiots
- Obama's Waterloo
- Obamacare
- Pete's State of the Union
- Prediction Time
- Rush Limbaugh
- Shhh... Test in Progress
- Simply Brilliant
- Social Security Is Saved
- Social Security, Part Three
- State of the Onion
- Stem Cell Fiasco
- Supreme Pizza Court
- Ted Kennedy - Not So Awesome
- Texas Tea
- The Blame Game
- The Constitution and Why We Ignore It
- The Danger of Islam
- The Democrats Get Their "Tard" On
- The Lesser of Two Evils
- The Moral Majority
- Time to Pick a Side
- Voter Apathy Sticker
- Who Won, Who Lost
- Why Republicans Are Faltering
- You Can't Un-Have National Healthcare
- ▶Political Ideology (56)
- A Global Economy for the Good of Mankind
- A Steaming Pile in Washington
- Aiding the Enemy
- Be An American... Buy Non-Union!
- Be Angry
- Climategate
- Clinton Has IED
- Coke Whores?
- Debate Inspires My New Iraq Plan
- Elections the Democratic Way
- Epic FAIL
- Federal Funding of Abortion
- Give A Helping Hand
- Here's to the Gipper
- Historic, but Bad
- I Vomited.
- I'll See You in the Bread Line
- Intolerant We Stand, Tolerant We Fall
- Iraq: Five Years Too Long
- Is This the End of the World?
- It IS the Economy, Stupid.
- It's Time to Stripsearch Muhammad
- Maybe I'm Not a Libertarian
- Next Stop: Saudi Arabia
- Obama Thanks UAW for Support
- Obama's First Year
- One Punishment Fits All
- Politics & Economics
- Right-Wing Extremists
- Righteous Indignation
- Shove Your Moral Relativism
- So Now Homeland Security is Watching Me?
- Social Security
- Social Security - Part Duex
- Sorry for Screwing Up America, Kids
- Stem Cell Fiasco
- Texas Tea
- The Conservative Test
- The Constitution and Why We Ignore It
- The Irony of Liberalism
- The Lesser of Two Evils
- The Moral Majority
- The Propaganda Machine
- The Right To Hate America
- Time for a Party
- Time for Unions to Die
- Too Much Profit
- UN Press Release: "Terrorism is Naughty"
- Unions Increase Consumer Prices
- We're Too Good
- What if we just pretend we're Capitalists?
- What Makes America Different - And Better
- What? No More Craigslist Hookers?!
- You Can't Un-Have National Healthcare
- You Just Don't Get It
- Your Son is Not a Soapbox
- ▶Savior Obama (27)
- Ah, Obama
- BabyKiller Nelson
- Black People Shocked Racism Didn't End
- Dems Don't Need Republicans
- Disrespecting the President
- Earth Day. Hehehehe
- Epic FAIL
- Expert: Stimulus Doomed to Fail
- Free Speech Rears Its' Ugly Head
- Healthcare, Canadian Style
- I Hate That I'm Always Right
- Illinois Wins the Guantanamo Lottery
- Interesting New ObamaCare Tactic
- Native Americans Still Whining
- Obama is a Racist
- Obama on the "Campaign"
- Obama Thanks UAW for Support
- Obama the Talking Head
- Obama's Waterloo
- Obamacare
- Obamunism
- Our President is a Wuss
- Racial Harmony Kegger
- State of the Obamanation
- Stress - Real or Imagined?
- Welcome to the Obamaverse
- You Can't Un-Have National Healthcare
- ▶Stoopid Democrats (54)
- "Staged" Activism
- All God's Chil'en Gots Guns
- Asking For It, Per Usual
- Censorship is Coming
- Change We Can Mock
- Chuck Schumer Kills IndyMac
- Clinton Has IED
- Democrats Get Their Tard On... Again
- Democrats, Throw Me a Bone Already!
- Dems Don't Need Republicans
- Don't Like Your Life?
- Elections the Democratic Way
- Epic FAIL
- Facebook Flame War
- Federal Funding of Abortion
- For Once, I'm Proud of Them
- Healthcare, Canadian Style
- I Vomited.
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you...
- Independence
- Is This the End of the World?
- It's the "Illegal" Part...
- Jihad Isn't Over
- Jimmy Carter, Still a Twit
- Narcissistic Elitists
- Never Fear, ObamaDog is Here!
- Obama Thanks UAW for Support
- Operation Chaos
- Our Idiot President Shuts Down Raptor Program
- Pandering Politicians
- Pay Up, Suckers
- Pelosi Makes Me Shiver...
- Playing Politics with our Safety
- Racism In America Still Alive
- Right-Wing Extremists
- Savior Obama?
- Shhh... Test in Progress
- So Now Homeland Security is Watching Me?
- Sorry for Screwing Up America, Kids
- The Blame Game
- The Democrats Get Their "Tard" On
- The Irony of Liberalism
- The Solution for $1.25 Gas
- The Ugly Faces of Gun Control
- Too Much Profit
- Turn Out the Lights
- Various Topics
- Viva La Revolución
- We're Definitely Screwed
- Whiny Americans
- Who's REALLY nuts?
- Why We Will Lose in Iraq
- You Can't Un-Have National Healthcare
- Your Son is Not a Soapbox
- ▶America Rocks (27)
- ▶Sarcastic & Bitter (216)
- ▶Bitter & Cynical (63)
- "Staged" Activism
- 5 Things I Don't Get
- Alone is OK
- Altruism is for Suckers
- Altruism is for Suckers - Part Deux
- Another Day in Paradise
- Appraised "Value"
- April 15th, A Day Which Will Live in Infamy
- Bitterness Test
- Bored? Not Anymore
- Censorship is Coming
- Cops Think I Look Suspicious
- Cyst Gone, Bone Broken, Thanks Doc
- Danny Glover Was Right
- Dealing with the Public
- Dear Kansas
- Double Standard of Dumb Standards
- Free Speech Rears Its' Ugly Head
- Grumpy
- Here I Sit...
- I Still Don't Want VD
- I Told You So
- I'm Back!
- I'm Surrounded by Asshats!
- Identity Theft
- Iraq: Five Years Too Long
- It's Better to Be Like Pete
- It's Time For Some Social Change
- Let's Talk About Sex
- More Things That Drive Me Nuts
- My Chat with Dell
- My Love-Hate Relationship with Craigslist
- My Recommendations
- Never Lease A Lemon
- New Orleans - Part 2
- No Common Decency Left
- Obama is a Racist
- Ok, So I Lied
- Only My "Friends" Hate Me.
- Pay Up, Suckers
- People Who Scare Me
- Pete's Rules of the Road
- Proving a Negative
- Road Rage & Cookie Rage
- Selfish People Suck
- So Now Homeland Security is Watching Me?
- Still Never Been Helped by Taxes
- Stinking Historic
- Stress - Real or Imagined?
- Stupid Sentencing
- The Last Word...?
- Things I Learned In Medic Class / More Things That Drive Me Nuts
- Things That Don't Drive Me Nuts
- Things That Drive Me Nuts
- Today I Leave
- Too Little, Too Late
- Top 10 Things I Hate
- VD
- VD Part Deux
- Voter Apathy Sticker
- Welcome to the Obamaverse
- What the Heck is an LX High Cost Surcharge?
- You're Entitled to an Opinion, Unless You're a Christian
- ▶Complex Made Simple (20)
- Black People Shocked Racism Didn't End
- Dating Classification Matrix - Part Three
- Evidence Rules Are Crazy
- Football for Dummies (Women)
- Free Speech Rears Its' Ugly Head
- Inferiority Complex
- Macroeconomics for Dummies
- Massive Cigarette Tax Totally Unfair
- Microeconomics for Dummies
- No, I'm NOT Argumentative!
- Patience Relativity
- Pete's School of Fashion Faux Pas
- Pro Life for Dummies
- Selfish People Suck
- The Dog Whisperer
- The Philosophy of Poverty
- Three Kinds of People
- Wait. Supply & Demand Applies to OIL?!
- Why I Find Iran's Election Boring
- Why People Hate Christians
- ▶Frivolous (97)
- 101 Things About Pete
- 2nd Annual Incredi-Contest
- 7 Deadly Sins
- A Glimpse Into Pete's Mind
- Addicted to Nothing
- Ah, Obama
- Bad Advice
- Best And Worst Movies
- Breaking News Report
- BS in Business
- Business Attire Has Me By The Neck
- Combosports
- Cop-Out Entry
- Creepy Uncles
- Dating Classification Matrix - Part Three
- Dating Matrix - Part Deux
- Deadliest Catch, Season 5
- Dew The Genocide
- Don't Eat the Sprint Burger
- Dream Perchance To Sleep
- Endangered Canadian Poo
- Go KU!
- Guilty Pleasure
- Haiku for You
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You were the hottest master there.
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE congrats! See you soooooooon!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Congrats Pete!
Congrats, Pete. But, uh, I’m pretty sure you were always a master of… something. (Someone had to go there, and it might as well be me.)
Baiting?
Pete likes to fish, doesn’t he?