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Hello folks.

I realize I’ve been absent much of the past year or so. I’ve been pretty bad about updating, and when I have updated, it hasn’t been up to my cynical, snarky best.

I’m ready to get back on track, dishing out huge helpings of egocentric, bitter, cynical rants on every topic I can think of.

The past year was difficult for many reasons, not the least of which was my health, which was not good. I seem to be past the worst of it (knock on wood). Also, I had the huge business recovery project that started about 16 months ago, which was pretty much all-consuming for a lot of that time. The business recovery was successful, and that poor little company is actually turning a good profit now. Mission accomplished.

That said, it’s time I got back on the ball and tended to this poor, helpless website that’s been neglected so badly.

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Random Jabs:

1. What is with the Democrats? When did we start having presidential debates 2 years ahead of time… and while we’re at it, when did the Democrats decide to start running silicon-based slabs of formica instead of human candidates? Listening to the debate last night was like Chinese water torture… “You don’t hate the war enough” “NO, YOU don’t hate the war enough.” “You want people to have to pay for healthcare” “NO, YOU want people to have to pay for healthcare.” Primaries are just gay. All of those stupid Democrats (except Obama) voted to invade Iraq. And I’m guessing the reason Obama didn’t vote for it was that he was only 14 years old when they had the vote. What the heck qualifies Obama to do ANYTHING, let alone be President? As far as I can tell, he’s never actually done anything, and he has yet to actually tell anyone what his opinion is on any topic.

2. Why is it that women take 9 hours to get ready for anything? (No, I’m not talking about Jenna…. she’s a SAINT compared to most women.) If you need THAT much makeup, then no amount of makeup is going to help, and you might as well accept the fact that you will always be ugly and men will never like you… and you’ll just have to become a lesbian.

3. Why is it that the women who are so hideous that no man would EVER look at them are always the ones who are ultra feminazi psychos who think all men are pigs trying to degrade and molest them? I don’t know much, but I know that most men aren’t attracted to ugly, up-tight, nasty women who scowl at everyone blessed with an Y chromosome. Being nasty and up-tight deserves no more respect than the woman who wears practically nothing and throws herself at men at bars and clubs every weekend. Somewhere in between is a happy medium - women who are not up-tight and ugly, but are still respectable… and those women are never feminists. Go figure.

4. What makes us think that attacking countries in the Middle East is ever going to turn out well for us? Has it ever worked before? I don’t think so. Do they appreciate it… quite the contrary. The best thing we could do is either bring home our troops, or have a scorched earth policy and actually CONQUER the countries. By conquer, I mean plunder their resources and force their people to work as slave labor in the oil fields.

I have more things to rant about, but I’m hungry and my hunger is more important than your entertainment.

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