Other Cultures Suck
I have decided to dive in headfirst into the issues of race and culture. Since I am a white male, I’m sure my opinions will be discarded without a second thought, but I’ll share anyway.
First of all, I would like to point out for the record, that I am not a racist. I’m what I prefer to call a “culturalist.” This means I don’t discriminate based on where you are from, or what color you are, but instead based on your culture itself.
There are many fields of academia dedicated to the study and preservation of other cultures. Did you know that it’s commonplace in many cultures to wash and bath in cow urine? Really.
People that defend these cultures say that diversity is what makes the world go round. I however contend that washing with cow urine is what keeps rampant disease and cholera epidemics around. But that makes me a bad person. Yes, I really do think that American culture is better than almost anywhere else on earth. The French don’t like to bathe… they think it’s normal, and that it preserves the pheromones. I disagree. Washing yourself is a good thing. I don’t want to smell your B.O. I’d prefer to smell some Dial soap and some cucumber-melon moisturizer.
The Brits like to eat sheep intestines. Does this mean that as human beings, they are less valuable than Americans? The answer of course is… YES! Ok, maybe not less valuable as humans, but I’m certainly not going to hire a chef from the UK.
In Africa, many tribes run around naked, kill each other, and eat bugs. Is it wrong for me to say that they have an inferior culture? The spread of AIDS is so rampant in Africa there’s almost no hope of stopping it. And don’t give me the normal sad story about other countries not being as educated.
Why are Americans more educated? Is it luck? I don’t think so. It’s a cultural decision that was made, and now it is deeply embedded in the American psyche. You can’t tell me it’s America’s problem that other countries have chosen not to benefit from the knowledge, science, and medicine that has been developed here.
I don’t think color or national origin has anything to do with it. If you want my respect, then be smart, have strong opinions, be able to defend them, and do something with your life besides just crying that “The Man” is keeping you down. A loser is a loser, regardless of color. There are white losers, black losers, yellow losers, red losers, American losers, Jewish losers, Italian losers, French losers (although that’s a bit redundant), British losers, African losers, Asian losers, Indian losers, and the list goes on.
It’s evident than color has nothing to do with it, because we have incredibly successful people from all countries and colors, and we have complete pathetic wastes of skin from every country and color.
I’d like to close with the famous words of my grandma (god bless her): “Don’t ever trust those WOPS… they’re all bigots!”
Ah yes… racism and irony all in the same sentence. It doesn’t get any funnier than that!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wen Is it possible that I am first?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Gracy Is it possible that I’m not last. Amen! Pete
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete My goodness… it’s Gracy! Hey, I got your message but I was out of town all weekend. Sorry.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete And, props to Wendy for being numero uno. (How’s that for multi-cultural awareness?)
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wen Pete, you are an incredi-bad boy for not wearing sunscreen. Are you going to be too manly to put on the acid they use to remove pre-basal cell carcinomas? Because that’s what you’re going to be doing in about 20 years from not wearing a hat or sunscreen. Or maybe worse. You need a spanking.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf i’m just glad you didn’t mention the fat losers … or start talking about nuking gay baby whales for jesus!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete Well, even though I am completely for nuking gay baby whales and fat losers, I decided it didn’t really fit with today’s topic.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf pete … shall i start the bom chickie bom bom music for your spanking? cause you know i’ma film it!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete Hooray, material to start my “Adult Incredipete” site with…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf i know of what you speak of. heehee
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Teets Here is a bit of refined culture for you: In New Guinea, there is an old tradition of eating parts of your loved ones when they die. If you are not willing to eat a piece of grandma after she goes on to her reward, then you don’t love or respect her. That is a tradition that is fading away (or so they say) but there are those who still practice it. There are no universal evils. Everything is legal somewhere.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete Well, I think grandma might be a bit tough, but I do love and respect her. Well, love anyway…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Humility X (formerly known by the ’slave’ name HRT) Damn kid, where’d you leave yo good grammar at?!?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Incorrect use of a “preposition” is not nearly as harmful to your health as a “proposition” for Wen to come and spank you. Just sos ya know…..
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf wouldn’t grandma be stringy? can we at least marinate her for a while first?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: HRT I was watching this CSI episode last night about this woman who had some kind of disease that the only way to stave it off was to consume human body parts. She used her dog to kill joggers then harvest their organs.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Mmmm. Grandma ka-bobs. Tasty. You people are sick!!!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete So many Wendys, so little time…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Only one you need to bother “making” time for. Make that two. Me and the restaurant you are so fond of. Either one can be listed under “time well spent.”
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete I do so enjoy eating at Wendy’s.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf you enjoy a little wendy to snack on petey?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy You think you are Incredislick too don’t you. Well you are not. I have seen where you have been, twice. Where exactly is “your place?” Apparently I will need to do a little stake out tonight. Don’t even act like you don’t know what I am talking about either…fucker!!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete My place is in Kansas City, baby. First come, first serve.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Wrong bucko. Your place is in my bed and you damned well know it. Eff around and get put out. You know I will put a mucker ducker out in a heartbeat. (Well, in two weeks anyway.)
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete Mucker Ducker… that’s a new one.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Want to learn more new things? Skip your cute butt on over here and I will gladly edumicate ya!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete Is that anything like being definistrated?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy It is like whatever you want it to be like. Is the e-mail still broken?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf pervs. you’re all a bunch of pervs. and i dig it.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy God I love being off (and getting off.) maf made me say it! She is my master.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: HRT 9) Being called a Fucker sounds a whole hell of a lot better than being called impotent, no matter how impotent your job may be.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Always the doting Uncle. Don’t worry HRT, he is gonna love the kind of beatin I am about to administered his ass. Trust me. He will write about it someday…..soon. Won’t cha Pete?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Where did Petey go?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete Oh my…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf it got all naughty in here today
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: HRT Today?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Humility X (formerly known by the ’slave’ name HRT) Are you new?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Jackie ummm ,I can to this party late as shit…I missed pervs,fuckers,threesomes,(sorry,lesbian love trifectas)prepositions and cannabalism. I guess that leaves me assed out like the homeless. hee hee I kill me.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy As it should be maf. As it should be.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Jackie! My cousin. You are finally free. I needed you earlier, I thought I might have to run off a stray dog but it seemed to leave on its own.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete JACKIE’s HERE! YAY!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Jackie Thanks YOUR NICE
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Continue to be nice and get with me later punk, or else. Please…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf some people shout out for the EASTSIDE…some shout out for the WESTSIDE … the homeless shout for the OUTSIDE … brought to you by your local social worker
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: HRT Technically shouldn’t that be “You’re Nice?”
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: your adorable little sister i will gladly defenestrate you, peter. come on over.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: HRT EWWWW I didn’t know it was like Flower’s in the Attic in the Petey househould.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Homeless people have no roots. I’m just sayin’…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf i didn’t know pete was from alabama
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy What does that effing defenestrate word mean? Should I know?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Well he did say he enjoys “goin’ South.”
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: HRT Ok technically it means to “throw out of a a window” but we all know what “throw out of a window” REALLY means…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Huh? I totally don’t get it. Maybe it’s because I haven’t gotten dressed all day. Maybe if I got put a bra on it will help.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf t said ” tossing your salad ” teehee!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Three questions: What the hell was this entry about again? How do we always end up on the same subject each and every day? Where the hell did Pete run off to again?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf 1. culture-ism b. because we can, and evidently we’re all horn dogs X. out tossing a salad?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: your adorable little sister as i am peter’s adorable little sister, my mind is never allowed to be in the gutter. i shall be throwing him out of the window…as in “defenestration of prague.” not as in what one would do in arkansas.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Pete’s adorable little sister: You are one smart cookie. Isn’t it grand being smarter than your big brother. Keep up the good work kid.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: HRT As they say, some tricks are harder to perform than others. And I swear that wasn’t intended to sound dirty.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy Well kids I must say cheerio until later this night. I have enjoyed it immensely but I feel the need for some supper.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: HRT Go gets yo grub on and eat in good health mah sistah. Take it light!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: mentalimages All i’m sayin is that while all you fuckers are in here talkin dirty and shit, i have to sit at my desk and listen to my boss smack on his popsicle. yes, SMACK i say. It’s fucking driving me nuts.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Jackie HRT I suppose you are right, it probably should be “you’re nice” not “your nice”. Thiinx for pointing that out.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wen The cool thing about having a job like mine is that I don’t have to sit in front of a computer all day. The bad thing is, when I get back home there are 64 entries on Pete’s comments page and only two of them are from me.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Wendy I’m movin’ on…….
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: warcrygirl And yet again I’m a day late and a dollar short. The day I choose to stay off the computer and actually be productive IRL and I miss all the fun. LOVED your entry, BTW. I meant your diary entry you naughty boy…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Teets I’ll have a slice of grandma with a little mucker ducker sauce please.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: maf is it wrong that i wanted to add just one more comment so pete would have 69?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
AUTHOR: Incredipete It’s not wrong at all. Dang, now I have 70…