Survey (Because I’m Lazy)

I stole this from Rik.

1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Someone calling to tell me I’m rich. Anybody else should not bother leaving a message, because voicemail makes me insane with anger.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
To the curb… there are never any cart returns close by.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I try to avoid social settings at any cost.

4. Do you take compliments well?
If anyone complimented me, I’d probably die from the shock.

5. Are you an active person?
I actively surf my 400 channels of cable.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
Probably not, unless there’s a Marriott out there….

7. Do you like to ride horses?
I only did it once, and let’s just say it was uncomfortable.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Well, we used to play smear the queer, but apparently that isn’t “cool” anymore.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married would you?
Would I what? Blush? Again, I’d die from the sheer shock.

11. Are you judgemental?
Only of liberals.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Everyone has different religious beliefs from everyone else, to some degree.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I hate pursuing. I’m bad at it, and I don’t like it. Thank god for aggressive women.

14. Use three words to describe yourself.
Steady, Ambitious, Generous.

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Hmmm. I like music, but being blind would have a worse affect on my livelihood, so I’d choose deaf.

16. Are you continuing your education?
Yup. I’ll graduate next year with my MBA!

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Quite well, actually. So don’t tick me off.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?
Abby and Livie!

19. How often do you read books?
I hate fiction, but I read non-fiction all the time.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Future.

21. What is your favorite children’s book?
I hate children’s books.

22. Have you kissed any of your Blog friends?
Who hasn’t!?

23. How tall are you?
6′ 0″

24. Where is your ideal house located?
It hasn’t been built yet.

25. Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies?
Briefs, baby!

26. Last person you talked to?
Jennyanydots.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Surprisingly, no.

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
3 weeks ago.

29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Car, house, parents house, work.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
To work.

31. Where is your current pain at?
On the right, at about belt level.

32. Do you like mustard?
Yes.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep.

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Is this a trick question?

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Less than 5 minutes.

36. Can you do a split?
Banana split.

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Hmmm. The new Rocky movie is going to be good.

38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
Nasty!

39. What did you do for New Year’s?
Went to Philly and watched fireworks over the Delaware from a rooftop on 2nd street.

40. Do you think “The Grudge” was scary?
It had it’s moments, but it was definitely NOT scary the second time I watched it.

41. What was the cause of your last accident?
Well, technically I’ve never been in one (knock on wood). I hit a curb once in bad weather.

42. How much money do you have on you right now?
0$

43. What are you drinking?
Wild Cherry Pepsi

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
I don’t believe so.

45. What’s the last letter of your middle name?
T

46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
Taylor Hicks! Soul Patrol!

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
7 or less.

48. Do you like Carebears?
No.

49. What do you buy at the movies?
Cherry Coke

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.

51. Do you wear your seat belt?
Yes.

52. What do you wear to sleep?
As little as possible.

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
The Chiefs won the Superbowl back in the 60’s.

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
2 plus a snack.

55. Is your tongue pierced?
That’s the grossest thing EVER.

56. Do you trust the news reported by the local paper?
Not one bit.

57. What’s you favorite NFL team?
The Chiefs, Green Bay, and Philly.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Niether. People are annoying.

59. Ever been to Vegas?
No, but I’m going there on business in January.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Not yet.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
If I knew some, I would.

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I haven’t acquired a new song in years by any means!

63. Do you hate chocolate?
No.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
We don’t fight.

65. Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now?
Probably, but I don’t know if they are, and frankly, I don’t care if the are.

66. Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Both!

67. What’s your favorite preparation for eggs?
Baked into a cake.

68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would itbe?
Something that didn’t ever involve talking to other human beings.

69. Are you easy to get along with?
I’m pretty difficult.

70. What is your favorite time of day?
8-10 PM

71. Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend?
Is this question designed to get me in trouble? How stupid do you think I am. Jenna of course!

72. Who do you hate?
Liberals, Nazis, and Illegal Immigrants.

73. Would you ever date your first love again?
Yikes. No, I think that account is long overdrawn.

74. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes.

75. Current mood?
Worn out and grumpy.

10 Responses to “Survey (Because I’m Lazy)”

  1. warcrygirl Says:

    Take the gun out of the equation and you’d sound just like Hubby. Well, you’d have to change the NFL teams answer to Pittsburgh…

  2. Lynne Says:

    I like how you answered question #71 even though you list your dogs in #18. Oh, and the Chiefs won Super Bowl IV in 1970. I only know that because it’s been on the TV a lot since Lamar Hunt died and not because I have all these crazy Super Bowl facts in my head.

  3. Anisettekiss Says:

    Awwww. Is he feeling grumpy???

  4. Incredipete Says:

    My ear hurts. :(

  5. Anisettekiss Says:

    Awww my babe… does he want ear drops when you get home??

  6. syn_ack89 Says:

    Doesn’t this statement get you in trouble?

    18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?
    Abby and Livie!

    I guess Jenna is on her own?

  7. Rik Says:

    The assumption is that Pete knows Jenna is smart and resourceful and would already be out on the curb with her cell phone, wondering, “What the fuck is taking Pete so long to get the dogs?”

  8. Anisettekiss Says:

    We would look like an awkward totum pole. Me carrying Peter and the cat, carrying the dogs, carrying their bones…
    LOL!!

  9. albannach Says:

    Tongue piercings are NOT the grossest thing ever. There are at LEAST two or three grosser things ;)

  10. pete Says:

    Tongue piercings are DISGUSTING!