Here’s Some Stuff
So, I stole this from Warcry and Rik.
Here are the directions: Write 5 random facts about yourself, and then list the names of 5 people whom you in turn infect.
1. Kissing freaks me out if there’s any moisture involved.
2. I’m afraid of dying in a fire, and afraid of my dogs dying in a fire, so I don’t kennel them even though they destroy everything I own.
3. These pants make my butt look big.
4. Disarrono and Baileys mixed 50/50 is the best drink EVER.
5. I got the KitchenAid Mixer for my kitchen that I’ve always wanted. Jenna bought it for me for Christmas and gave it to me early. *Smooch* (Pictures to follow)
I choose to infect the following: Teets, HRT, Andria (Whose site is now blocked by the firewall at my work…), Jenna, and Nightmare.

Great… another infection from YOU!
Uh huh, I see how it is. Someone doesn’t love his adorable little sister. Oh well…
#1 freaks me out; so you don’t like french kissing?
Yup, that’s what I’m saying…
Hey can I LOVE your adorable little sister?
If she says it’s okay…
You seriously don’t like to French-kiss????? how unbelievably unromantic is THAT????
I know. I think it’s been the cause of many a breakup of mine…
ewwww that’s weird Pete, like really really weird dude. That’s like, you should see a therapist about that kind of thing weird.
I’m still pondering how you can handle cunnilingus if you can’t handle French-kissing.
Did you know that the human mouth is the dirtiest place on earth, short of a sewer? It’s less germy to french kiss a dog (not that I want to do that, either) than another person.
[making note to slip Pete the tongue at the wedding . . . *after* I French-kiss Jenna]