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Billboards in Space

So in local Kansas City news, an official statement by the Olathe Police reveals that the man who robbed a Capital Federal and took hostages was wearing a “Show Me The Money” tshirt during the heist. Fantastic.

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I was reading about how the FAA is trying to stop people from placing billboards in space, where the FAA currently does not have jurisdiction. In a recent statement, the FAA said “We think that the planet Earth is too small of a jurisdiction, and we hereby extend our reign to the entire Universe. Anyone who does not like it will die in an “accidental” plane crash.”

Billboards in Space

So I was thinking about billboards in space, and I started to get an idea of why it might be a good idea to ban them….

Pete

11 Responses to “Billboards in Space”

  1. Nightmare says:

    I knew you liked Dusty just a Little too much!

    VEGAS HERE I COME!!!!

    See everyone next week!

  2. Anisettekiss says:

    Are you gonna let Elvis marry you!!!??

  3. I’ve always fantasised about being married by a fat, sweaty, hairy Elvis impersonator! Maybe get the drive-thru ceremony so we could start the honeymoon without even leaving the car park …

  4. warcrygirl says:

    Anyone who thinks billboards in space is a good idea has never seen the spectacle that is South of the Border.

    The thought of it makes my eyes bleed…

  5. Anisettekiss says:

    WarCry – LOL!!! I took a picture of me under the Sombrero Guys crotch, licking it.

  6. Andy says:

    Pete, you should come to MA, then you could get married in a state that would legally recognize your “union”

  7. BigPimpinMBA says:

    Howcum Mrs. Pimp isn’t so amorous towards me when I’m cooking up some swine?

  8. Andy says:

    because she’s a cold hearted frigid thoughtless bitch who doens’t apprecieted anythign you do for her? All she does is nag, nag nag…”you’re cooking the pork all wrong…”

    Jsut wondering aloud, thats all…

  9. Anisettekiss says:

    “Show me the money” ??? What an asshole…

  10. warcrygirl says:

    Pete was wearing a shirt that said “Show me the boobies!”

  11. pete says:

    Is there something wrong with that?