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Archive

February 2010

06: Stress – Real or Imagined? (2)
05: Danny Glover Was Right (2)
02: The Last Word…? (9)
01: Heritage Who’s Who (5)
01: Still Never Been Helped by Taxes (5)

January 2010

29: Dear J C (2)
28: State of the Obamanation (3)
27: Haiti (6)
16: James Cameron: (3)

December 2009

30: My 2010 Resolutions (5)
22: Christmas Letter 2009 (6)
21: Federal Funding of Abortion (17)
20: A Modest Proposal (1)
18: Thank You, Irony
17: Americans Lack Commitment
16: Illinois Wins the Guantanamo Lottery
15: Massachusetts: Religion = Nutcase (1)
14: Citigroup to Repay TARP
13: Last Televised Chiefs Game EVER?
12: Quality Audits
11: UK Food Labels
10: Chicken Little
09: TSA Oops.
08: Jenna’s Birthday
07: 1788 Cognac
06: Interesting Scientific Experiment
05: Obama’s Waterloo
04: No Socal Girls in KC
03: Jamie Schultz Designs
02: Computer Upgrade (3)
01: Insomnia (1)

November 2009

October 2009

September 2009

30: Words to Live By (4)
29: Why Photography is Still Expensive (1)
28: Long Week
27: Sound Sucks
26: Model Portfolio Day!
25: No More Goober Boss
24: Unemployment Time
23: If I had known back then… (4)
22: Unscrewing the Brain
21: The Real Racists?
20: The NFL Today
19: Photo Shoots
18: Sickness
17: So True…
16: Jimmy Carter, Still a Twit (3)
15: Ah, Obama
14: Kanye (1)
13: Driving Home
12: Off to the STL (1)
11: September 11th
10: Stressed Out!!!
09: Obama on the “Campaign”
08: Leibovitz Losing Her Shirt
07: Toilet Paper Trumps Kleenex (1)
06: Anniversary Staycation
05: One Year (3)
04: Interesting New ObamaCare Tactic (1)
03: Seriously, WTF?
02: Dang, I’m Busy
01: Seriously? Yes.

August 2009

31: And Another
30: Yup, Another One
29: And Another Project
28: Today’s Project
27: Jenna Pop Art (4)
26: Ted Kennedy – Not So Awesome (1)
25: Insomnia
24: Sore, So Sore
23: Stood Up by a Pregnant Chick
22: Today I Work
21: Video Games: Society’s Undoing (3)
20: Website Specials (1)
19: Dems Don’t Need Republicans
18: Black Sky Radio
14: Everyone Deserves A Second Chance (11)
13: Free Speech Rears Its’ Ugly Head (1)
12: Well Said…
11: Obamacare (1)
10: “Staged” Activism (5)
09: Disrespecting the President (3)
08: Rush Limbaugh
07: You Can’t Un-Have National Healthcare (3)
06: Health Insurance Rates (6)
05: Evidence Rules Are Crazy
04: Creepy Uncles (2)
03: The Philosophy of Poverty (2)
02: Excuses (2)
01: Off to the Lake

July 2009

31: Texting While Driving (3)
30: Racial Harmony Kegger (2)
29: The Civil Rights Movement (4)
28: Profiling (2)
27: Gates-Gate Plot Thickens (2)
26: Don’t Ask, Don’t Care
25: Portraits of Jenna (2)
24: I Hate That I’m Always Right (3)
23: Three Really Dumb Things (1)
22: Henry Louis Gates, Jr. – One Trick Pony (3)
21: Dain Bramage (1)
20: Time for Compromise (1)
19: Picnic at the “Lake”
18: DNS Pergatory
17: At Least I’m in the Same Boat (1)
16: Is Optimism Really Ever Foolish? (1)
15: Expert: Stimulus Doomed to Fail
14: Top 10 Posts (2)
13: Learning to say “No” (2)
12: Weekend Project Part Deux
11: Weekend Project (1)
10: Every Doctor Has His Price (2)
09: Selfish People Suck (1)
08: Is It Really Racism? (4)
07: Ode to Ebay (1)
06: Double Standard of Dumb Standards (4)
05: Steve McNair Killed
04: Celebrating America, American Style (2)
03: The Relativity of Right & Wrong (4)
02: Three Kinds of People
01: Too Busy for a Real Post

June 2009

30: Sales People Lie (Or They’re Dumb) (5)
29: Stupid Sentencing (3)
28: Photo Shoot
27: Today’s Photo Shoot
26: Michael Jackson: 1958-2009 (3)
25: Black People Shocked Racism Didn’t End (7)
24: Wrist Update
23: The Middle East Sucks
22: Why I Find Iran’s Election Boring (2)
21: Nerding Out Sample
20: Nerding Out
19: Cyst Gone, Bone Broken, Thanks Doc (6)
18: Obamunism (3)
17: Stupid Headlines (1)
16: Drunk Driving
15: Healthcare, Canadian Style
14: Is There A “Right Time” to Have Kids? (4)
13: North Korea Still Nuts (3)
12: Smokers are Stupid and Insecure (5)
11: Website Announcement
11: It’s Only “Hate” If It’s a “Christian” (8)
10: Patience Relativity
09: Pete’s Wrists Haven’t Given Up The Fight (3)
08: Idiots & Criminals (5)
07: Why Do Good Things Happen to Bad People? (1)
06: Wait. Supply & Demand Applies to OIL?! (2)
05: I’ve Decided to Start Dating Again (7)
04: Why People Hate Christians (15)
03: Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad (5)
02: Guest Entry – Vigilantism and the Supreme Court (14)
01: Tiller: A Complete Perspective (9)

May 2009

31: George Tiller Reaps What He Sowed (13)
30: I May Have Peaked (2)
29: Obama is a Racist (3)
28: Things I Miss About My Old Job
27: #$%@ You Stuff (2)
26: The Ongoing Saga of Discomfort
25: Jenna’s Creepy Stalker (1)
24: The Time Fate Taught Me To Prepare
23: The Time I was the Best at Something (1)
22: The Time I Kicked In My Girlfriend’s Door (3)
21: The Time I Was School Chef
20: The Time I Woke Up In Another City (1)
19: The Time the Teamsters Almost Beat Me Up (1)
18: Photographic Psychology (2)
17: Rorschach Test (6)
16: My New Educational Pursuit (2)
15: Pete’s Most Used Internet Sites (3)
14: Quit Being Environmental Sissies
13: What? No More Craigslist Hookers?! (3)
12: BabyKiller Nelson (4)
11: Make Sure to Set the Bar Low (2)
10: Hollis
09: Welcome to the Obamaverse
08: Sorta Update
07: My Wonderful Wife (3)
06: Defending Women’s Honor (6)
05: Jon and Kate, Minus Kate (1)
04: The Dog Whisperer (1)
03: Bravo Trainwreck (1)
02: Is it Art? (4)
01: Mayday

April 2009

30: Diet Pills Don’t Work (2)
29: Media-Manufactered Crisis, Per Usual (3)
28: Obama Thanks UAW for Support (3)
27: Media Bias Rears its Ugly Head (4)
26: Swine Flu, Part Duex (2)
25: Stop Kissing Pigs, Already! (1)
24: Playing Politics with our Safety (2)
23: Earth Day. Hehehehe
22: Worst Arsonists in America (2)
21: Our President is a Wuss (2)
20: Definitely a Nerd… or Maybe a Pimp (4)
19: Just Curious, Obama Lovers (5)
18: The Secret to Cookies (3)
17: Tea Party (1)
16: Right-Wing Extremists (3)
15: So Now Homeland Security is Watching Me? (5)
14: Deadliest Catch, Season 5 (4)
13: Idiocy on the High Seas
12: Toilet Paper Trumps Kleenex (5)
11: April 15th, A Day Which Will Live in Infamy (1)
10: Michael J. Fox, Selfishly Amoral (4)
09: Our Love Affair with Salt
08: I Don’t Want a Water Heater (2)
07: Our Idiot President Shuts Down Raptor Program (5)
06: Censorship is Coming (3)
05: My Love-Hate Relationship with Craigslist (3)
04: Let’s Jack Bauer Them (2)
03: I don’t want to jinx my success, but… (2)
02: Addicted to Nothing (1)
01: Massive Cigarette Tax Totally Unfair (5)

March 2009

31: Objectivity is the Answer
30: Never Fear, ObamaDog is Here!
26: Ok, So I Lied (1)
24: Grow a Brain (1)
23: Proving a Negative (3)
22: Celebu-Prez (1)
21: All White People Look Alike (1)
20: March Madness
19: Credentials or Pretentious Crap? (3)
18: Savior Obama? (10)
17: Be Angry (5)
16: Dating Classification Matrix – Part 4 (5)
15: Studs vs Sluts (4)
14: Wal-Mart: A Beacon for Trashy People (2)
13: Hardball (3)
12: I’ll See You in the Bread Line (7)
11: Turn Out the Lights (5)
10: Identity Theft (2)
09: What Makes America Different – And Better (4)
08: The Environment is Overrated, Part 4 (1)
07: The Myth of Love (2)
06: Change We Can Mock (8)
05: Your Kids Suck (2)
04: Sales People Suck (1)
03: Natural Selection (4)
02: My New Immigration Reform Plan (4)
01: Our New, Willing Slaves (6)

February 2009

28: Jenna on Broadway Part II (2)
26: Bored? Not Anymore (6)
24: Puppies Only SEEM Like a Good Idea (3)
22: Democrats, Throw Me a Bone Already! (7)
10: Sorry for Screwing Up America, Kids

January 2009

29: For Once, I’m Proud of Them (2)
21: Here’s to America’s Success (7)
20: Historic, but Bad (2)
13: Open Letter to Environmentalists (6)
07: What if we just pretend we’re Capitalists? (2)

December 2008

November 2008

October 2008

September 2008

August 2008

31: Wedding Time (2)
29: Simply Brilliant (6)
19: I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you… (7)
18: Real Estate Blues (2)
13: Things that Should Be Capital Crimes (6)
12: Hate Mail Hall of Fame (4)
11: Al Gore Almost Owed Me $400 (6)
04: Developers are Retarded (3)
01: Dating Classification Matrix – Part Three (8)

July 2008

June 2008

May 2008

April 2008

30: We’re Definitely Screwed (11)
25: The “List” (6)
22: Ebay, How I Love Thee (3)
17: Judge-o-Matic: It Slices it Dices, It Judges it Condemns (6)
15: My 15 Minutes? I hope not… (4)
14: All God’s Chil’en Gots Guns (1)
11: Jenna Gets an Upgrade (4)
08: Rock Chalk Jayhawk, KU! (5)
07: Go KU! (2)
04: I Wonder Why (3)

March 2008

27: Only My “Friends” Hate Me. (10)
26: If Democrats weren’t Wieners, Obama Would Have it Locked Up (or “Why I’m Endorsing Hillary Clinton”) (5)
25: Ode to Massage Therapy (4)
19: Iraq: Five Years Too Long (4)
17: Shhh… Test in Progress (4)

February 2008

18: Fair is for Sissies (14)
14: If You Hate College, Why Not Just Stop Going?! (2)
05: Voter Apathy Sticker (3)
03: Finally… (6)

January 2008

December 2007

31: My 2008 Resolutions
25: Christmas Letter 2007 (2)
22: Welcome to the 21st Century (6)
12: What if this is as good as it gets? (4)
11: Tonight’s the Night!
05: Out of the Frying Pan… (3)

November 2007

October 2007

September 2007

19: ALERT: Call Your Senators! (3)
18: Racially-Charged Questions of the Day (2)
14: No Hall of Fame for Belichick (5)
12: Black “Role Models” Defend Vick (4)
10: Is it a passive-aggressive plot? (10)
06: Prediction Time (3)
04: I need to start a “clue-finding” business… (15)

August 2007

July 2007

31: Now It’s Official (21)
26: I feel like a man again… (9)
18: Democrats Lose Sleep, Accomplish Nothing (3)
13: Coke Whores? (5)
11: Ok, I get it! Update More! (4)
09: Home Improvements (5)

June 2007

25: Europe Sucks (3)
18: Statistics Hell (2)
13: Upgrade Time! (2)
11: 2 Years (9)
08: People Who Scare Me (4)
06: Debate Inspires My New Iraq Plan (3)
04: I’m Back! (8)

May 2007

April 2007

27: Common Sense Prevails… (5)
24: The Environment is Overrated – Part 3 (4)
23: The Ugly Faces of Gun Control (3)
20: Who’s REALLY nuts? (1)
17: The Blame Game (14)
16: The Constitution and Why We Ignore It (6)
13: Will the Real Racist Please Stand Up? (8)
11: Top 10 (7)

March 2007

February 2007

January 2007

31: Secrets (8)
27: Branching Out
25: Top 10 Things I Hate (15)
22: Peyton Manning is a Horse’s Ass (9)
19: “Recognition” is Official in Kansas! (4)
18: Democrats Get Their Tard On… Again (8)
15: Nerd Stuff (13)
11: Invoking the 2nd Amendment – Part Deux (7)
08: The Democrats Get Their “Tard” On (9)
05: Not a Social Butterfly (7)

December 2006

November 2006

October 2006

31: If the Shoe Fits (5)
29: The Abilene Paradox (9)
25: I Hail from Texas (7)
24: Business Trip to Texas (10)
23: Aiding the Enemy (17)
22: “Jersey Hair” (10)
20: What if the Bible is just smart? (15)
19: Genetic? Not if you use your noggin. (12)
17: I’m Tired of School (9)
16: Why Republicans Are Faltering (3)
13: Altruism is for Suckers – Part Deux (4)
10: We’ll Miss You, North Korea (6)
05: Phred Felps Update (5)
04: Fred Phelps – Doing the Devil’s Work (7)
03: Let’s Talk About Sex (12)

September 2006

August 2006

23: Today I Leave (6)
21: Self Promotion and Stuff (9)
18: I am sick. (6)
14: Cheers, Mate. (12)
12: Intolerant We Stand, Tolerant We Fall (12)
08: Destiny or Chaos?
08: Altruism is for Suckers (9)
07: 3 Good Reasons (5)
04: Brass Dance Pays Off (7)
01: Gunshot Wound to the Head (12)

July 2006

26: We Still Hail from California (5)
24: We Hail from California (4)
21: Appraised “Value” (4)
18: Okay, Fine. I’ll Update. (12)
06: Pete the Liberal Democrat, Part III (3)
03: Non-Liberal Personal Update (9)

June 2006

27: Pete the Liberal Democrat, Part II (4)
16: Pete the Liberal Democrat, Part 1 (9)
08: Social Security, Part Three (8)

May 2006

28: Cop-Out Entry (7)
24: Open Letter to Illegal “Immigrants” (3)
16: Cause for Alarm (6)
02: No Habla Idiots (12)

April 2006

30: Here I Sit… (4)
28: Texas Tea (3)
20: Influence (5)
03: Pandering Politicians (14)

March 2006

28: Tax Us, Please! (5)
24: You’re Entitled to an Opinion, Unless You’re a Christian (10)
23: Abortion Nutjobs Take A Hit (20)
21: Weather “Forecasting” (5)
16: Update at Long Last (3)
07: Murder She Wrote (17)

February 2006

23: Asking For It, Per Usual (8)
19: What a Week (7)
14: VD Part Deux (8)
09: Stereotypes (11)
05: Party Time (11)
01: State of the Onion (6)

January 2006

December 2005

November 2005

28: The Patriots Get Their World Rocked (16)
22: A Global Economy for the Good of Mankind (13)
15: Women Are Perverted (19)
11: The Conservative Test (12)
08: Terrell “Idiot Boy” Owens (14)
04: Too Much Profit (11)
03: 7 Deadly Sins (16)
02: Time for the Poll (17)
01: The Incredi-Contest (18)

October 2005

31: Be An American… Buy Non-Union! (15)
27: Supreme Pizza Court (3)
21: Hmm… Maybe There’s a Pattern (13)
17: Quickie Update (8)
14: Questions for Pete (6)
12: Pete Needs (12)
11: Helping the Haters (13)
10: Whiny Americans (13)
07: I May Be Dying, But I Feel Happy! (9)

September 2005

August 2005

30: Get A Car (13)
26: Tag, I’m It (5)
25: Social Security – Part Duex (14)
23: Social Security (23)
19: The Proverbial Toad for Breakfast (28)
17: No Way Home from Philly (22)
10: Royal Screwups (24)
06: Dump the Beeotch (20)
04: Things I Like (13)

July 2005

June 2005

May 2005

31: Woodpecker Pulp (23)
27: You’ll Go Blind (30)
26: Haiku for You (46)
24: America Rocks, Part III (67)
22: Cynicism Melting Away (44)
20: Islam, the Religion of Hatred (8)
20: Billboards in Space (11)
19: Womyn in the Infantry (35)
18: Gunfight in Kansas (8)
17: Pete’s Expert Child-Rearing Techniques (27)
16: The Weekend (14)
12: My Grandma’s Irish, But I’m an AMERICAN (21)
12: Stab Him in the Eye (18)
11: Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People? (18)
10: The Danger of Islam (31)
09: Pete and Jenna Sitting in a Tree… (18)
09: The Pastor’s Kid (12)
06: Fight the Power (17)
05: Warning: Dangerous Labels Ahead (10)
04: Stalker Songs (12)
03: Anisettekiss writes: The award for LEAST likely to be one of my friends goes to… (18)
02: No Rights for Non-Americans (11)

April 2005

29: The Environment is Overrated – Part 2 (29)
28: Anisettekiss writes… True Story Too (13)
28: School’s Out (15)
27: Pretty In Pink (6)
26: Sociopathic Pete (15)
24: Installing the Pope (19)
19: Reclaim the Rainbow (21)
18: The Couple’s Party (6)
16: Curb Appeal (15)
15: The Baby-Making Phase (15)
14: Alone is OK (19)
13: Mission: Virus Retention (20)
12: It’s the Little Things (14)
11: Bonfire In The Boondocks (11)
08: You Just Don’t Get It (65)
06: Shove Your Moral Relativism (39)
06: No Common Decency Left (51)

March 2005

31: My Recommendations (14)
31: I’m Not Sick of Talking About It (15)
30: What I’ve Learned About Blogging (14)
23: The Trench (11)
22: The Irony of Liberalism (20)
20: The Real “Eichmanns” (32)
16: Insane Ramblings of the PACE Woman (12)
14: Endangered Canadian Poo (43)
14: Class Without Class
11: UN Press Release: “Terrorism is Naughty”
08: Things I Like (10)
07: Martha Stewart – Ride the Lightning (6)
03: Short Man’s Syndrome (11)
02: A Glimpse Into Pete’s Mind (8)
01: Bitterness Test (16)

February 2005

24: Ms. Oblivious Meets Mr. Nascar (20)
22: College Sports Are For Dummies (9)
18: Don’t Like Your Life? (31)
17: Letters for Everyone (23)
14: Abby and Liv’s Birthday (20)
14: VD (15)
10: Pete’s Rules of the Road (9)
09: Woman + Executive Job = Disaster (41)
08: The Roots of Insecurity (13)
04: Love is a Game (16)
02: Pete’s State of the Union (5)

January 2005

31: It’s Time to Stripsearch Muhammad (17)
26: Pay Up, Suckers (10)
25: Steaming Pile of Academy Awards (7)
24: The Evolution of a Flawed Theory (18)
11: Randy “Idiot Boy” Moss (22)
08: Just Look Out the Window (7)

December 2004

27: My 2005 Resolutions (27)
25: Christmas Letter 2004 (12)
17: Ph.Duh.
14: Business Attire Has Me By The Neck
07: Don’t Eat the Sprint Burger (12)
03: Look What The Pups Did For Daddy (25)
02: Concert Time

November 2004

30: Give A Helping Hand (7)
28: Holiday Update
27: Invoking The Second Amendment (14)
23: Another Day In Paradise
19: “Right” Is Better
18: I Need A Career Woman (9)
15: Yes, I Play Favorites (20)
14: It’s Cold & I Have Parvo
12: Overtime Study (8)
08: Adieu, Mes Amis (22)
06: Disco Dick and the Mirrorballs
04: Pro Life for Dummies (18)
04: Accountability Destroys Relationships (7)
03: Emotional Blackmail (11)
03: The Moral Majority (21)
02: Election Day (11)

October 2004

31: The Paper Towel Guy
29: Queer Designer for the Bored Housewife
28: Full Time Christian Retardation (16)
26: A 12 Year Old Can Have Curves? (19)
26: Dating Is For Masochists (13)
24: Another Busy Weekend
18: American Cars Suck
18: Nothing In Particular
14: The Right To Hate America (17)
12: Pete’s New Baby (15)
12: The Blonde Antichrist (50)
12: I’m Pro-Life & I’m Pro-Death Penalty (13)
10: Debate Debacle (34)
07: Things I Learned In Medic Class / More Things That Drive Me Nuts (32)
07: Things That Don’t Drive Me Nuts (16)
06: More Things That Drive Me Nuts (29)
05: Things That Drive Me Nuts (31)
04: Weekend O’Rama
01: Politics & Economics (13)

September 2004

August 2004

31: WWJD? (15)
30: I Broke The Dog (19)
25: Dew The Genocide (31)
24: Doctor Dimwit, I Presume? (32)
23: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
22: Weekend Update
19: Men Are Gross!
17: Last One About Abby (43)
16: Super-Abby
14: One Sick Puppy
12: Dear Abby (20)
10: Dream Perchance To Sleep
08: Race For The Cure (12)
07: Made (Poorly) In America (11)
05: Your Personality Is Defective (7)
04: Pull the Plug, They Can’t Hack It (10)
02: Vacation: Mission Complete (11)

July 2004

31: Atlantic Daily News (10)
29: Main and the Cliffs of Insanity (14)
28: Kennebunkport Or Bust (8)
27: Lighthouse Heaven (22)
26: Maine: The Really North State (17)
26: Boston: The Other White Meat (24)
24: 101 Things About Pete
24: Work Sucks
23: You Ain’t THAT Sick!
23: The Date’s Going Badly (14)
22: Pete’s Stages of Sleep Deprivation (12)
21: What Is With Women, Anyways?
21: Cheater’s Proof (18)
20: Unions Increase Consumer Prices (10)
19: What Kind of Man Are You? (20)
17: What Kind of Woman Are You? (40)
16: Cops Think I Look Suspicious (19)
15: Danny Devito Plays “Anna” (86)
14: Combosports (17)
13: Elections the Democratic Way
13: Elections the Democratic Way (30)
12: Nuclear Waste: Destination North Dakota (37)
10: The Environment Is Overrated (55)
09: The Jury’s Still Out (12)
08: It’s A Hard Knock Life (29)
07: Buncha Rambling Crap
06: Number Rock My World (38)
03: The Rocket’s Red Glare (66)

June 2004

30: Mountain Dew: The Other Crack Cocaine
29: Next Stop: Saudi Arabia (12)
28: It’s Better to Be Like Pete
26: Pete Tiptoes Through The Tulips (8)
26: It’s Time For Some Social Change (5)
24: Who Knew Cats Could Sing Italian Opera? (29)
23: What the Heck is an LX High Cost Surcharge? (12)
22: Microeconomics for Dummies (12)
21: Macroeconomics for Dummies (8)
20: The Movie Cartel Strikes Again. Twice.
18: Women Give Me Brain Damage (18)
17: The Life & Love of Pete (20)
16: Tabasco Spackle (16)
15: Pete’s School of Fashion Faux Pas (6)
14: Never Lease A Lemon
12: Stop Cutting Your Grass & Get A Job (9)
11: My Old Room (4)
10: One Punishment Fits All (10)
10: If You’re Gonna Get Fat, Eat Food! (4)
08: Dating Sucks When You’re an Idiot (5)
05: Here’s to Doctors, Grandmas, and Friends
04: Here’s to the Gipper (5)
03: Wedding Brain Damage (5)
02: Allow Myself to Introduce Myself

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