Archive
October 2008
- 06: Dung Sculptors (4)
- 01: A Steaming Pile in Washington (4)
September 2008
- 29: I Shoulda Paid the Kid (6)
- 25: Is This the End of the World? (3)
- 23: Fun with Photobooths (1)
- 19: Dealing with Anxiety (1)
- 17: The Wedding (2)
- 14: Wedding Video (3)
- 06: Pictures from Maine (12)
- 03: Wedding Trip Update (3)
August 2008
- 31: Wedding Time (2)
- 29: Simply Brilliant (6)
- 19: I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you… (7)
- 18: Real Estate Blues (2)
- 13: Things that Should Be Capital Crimes (6)
- 12: Hate Mail Hall of Fame (4)
- 11: Al Gore Almost Owed Me $400 (6)
- 04: Developers are Retarded (3)
- 01: Dating Classification Matrix - Part Three (8)
July 2008
- 28: Results are in… (11)
- 24: Tell me what you think… (4)
- 15: Chuck Schumer Kills IndyMac
- 11: 500 (5)
- 10: Planned Elopement (7)
- 08: Grumpy (2)
- 03: America, @#$% Yeah! (2)
June 2008
- 26: Out-of-the-Park Home Run (8)
- 24: Altruism Is Ok, I Guess (4)
- 20: The Hogan Fiasco (3)
- 17: The Solution for $1.25 Gas (10)
- 12: Inappropriate Humor (5)
- 10: The Lesser of Two Evils (3)
May 2008
- 24: IHS Revamp (2)
- 20: Jenna on Broadway - Video! (7)
- 13: White Americans Aren’t Racists (11)
- 07: Operation Chaos (2)
- 05: Growing My Own Grass (4)
April 2008
- 30: We’re Definitely Screwed (11)
- 25: The “List” (6)
- 22: Ebay, How I Love Thee (3)
- 17: Judge-o-Matic: It Slices it Dices, It Judges it Condemns (6)
- 15: My 15 Minutes? I hope not… (3)
- 14: All God’s Chil’en Gots Guns (1)
- 11: Jenna Gets an Upgrade (4)
- 08: Rock Chalk Jayhawk, KU! (5)
- 07: Go KU! (2)
- 04: I Wonder Why (3)
March 2008
- 27: Only My “Friends” Hate Me. (10)
- 26: If Democrats weren’t Wieners, Obama Would Have it Locked Up (or “Why I’m Endorsing Hillary Clinton”) (5)
- 25: Ode to Massage Therapy (4)
- 19: Iraq: Five Years Too Long (4)
- 17: Shhh… Test in Progress (4)
February 2008
- 18: Fair is for Sissies (14)
- 14: If You Hate College, Why Not Just Stop Going?! (2)
- 05: Voter Apathy Sticker (3)
- 03: Finally… (6)
January 2008
- 30: Hoobastank (9)
- 23: Survey (4)
- 21: I am boring… (3)
- 08: Dear Michael Dell (4)
- 07: My Chat with Dell (6)
- 07: Evil, Slick, or Dumb?
December 2007
- 31: My 2008 Resolutions
- 25: Christmas Letter 2007 (2)
- 22: Welcome to the 21st Century (6)
- 12: What if this is as good as it gets? (4)
- 11: Tonight’s the Night!
- 05: Out of the Frying Pan… (3)
November 2007
- 30: Ok, Bill Gates Wins (3)
- 26: Just an Update (with pictures) (6)
- 16: 80 Years! (5)
- 14: The Wedding of the Century (3)
October 2007
- 23: Kansas City Held Hostage (3)
- 10: Crying Out for Help (2)
- 07: Affirmative Action
- 05: They Say Kansas is Conservative (4)
September 2007
- 19: ALERT: Call Your Senators! (3)
- 18: Racially-Charged Questions of the Day (2)
- 14: No Hall of Fame for Belichick (5)
- 12: Black “Role Models” Defend Vick (4)
- 10: Is it a passive-aggressive plot? (10)
- 06: Prediction Time (3)
- 04: I need to start a “clue-finding” business… (15)
August 2007
- 30: I don’t buy it. (8)
- 27: Gonzales is Gone (1)
- 20: Here’s Your Bad Advice! (1)
- 14: Bad Advice (7)
- 09: Promised Pictures (7)
July 2007
- 31: Now It’s Official (21)
- 26: I feel like a man again… (9)
- 18: Democrats Lose Sleep, Accomplish Nothing (3)
- 13: Coke Whores? (5)
- 11: Ok, I get it! Update More! (4)
- 09: Home Improvements (5)
June 2007
- 25: Europe Sucks (3)
- 18: Statistics Hell (2)
- 13: Upgrade Time! (2)
- 11: 2 Years (9)
- 08: People Who Scare Me (4)
- 06: Debate Inspires My New Iraq Plan (3)
- 04: I’m Back! (8)
May 2007
- 29: It’s Tool Time! (7)
- 20: Back on the Air (9)
- 09: Independence (8)
- 02: Why We Will Lose in Iraq (6)
- 01: It’s the “Illegal” Part… (1)
April 2007
- 27: Common Sense Prevails… (5)
- 24: The Environment is Overrated - Part 3 (4)
- 23: The Ugly Faces of Gun Control (3)
- 20: Who’s REALLY nuts? (1)
- 17: The Blame Game (14)
- 16: The Constitution and Why We Ignore It (6)
- 13: Will the Real Racist Please Stand Up? (8)
- 11: Top 10 (7)
March 2007
- 26: An Inconvenient Arrogance (11)
- 23: Isn’t it Strange (5)
- 19: It makes you wonder… (2)
- 13: Why Apologize? (6)
- 07: Welcome to the Twilight Zone (10)
- 05: Slump? So What?! (13)
February 2007
- 28: Kansas Weather (3)
- 26: BlackBerry (3)
- 26: Could It Be? (5)
- 23: Entropy Strikes Again (6)
- 16: Boob Tube, Indeed (10)
- 14: I Still Don’t Want VD (11)
- 12: Contentment (3)
- 08: Bang! (8)
- 07: Ahh, the joy of slacking! (6)
- 05: Incredipete (4)
- 02: Who wants to help? (2)
January 2007
- 31: Secrets (8)
- 27: Branching Out
- 25: Top 10 Things I Hate (15)
- 22: Peyton Manning is a Horse’s Ass (9)
- 19: “Recognition” is Official in Kansas! (4)
- 18: Democrats Get Their Tard On… Again (8)
- 15: Nerd Stuff (13)
- 11: Invoking the 2nd Amendment - Part Deux (7)
- 08: The Democrats Get Their “Tard” On (9)
- 05: Not a Social Butterfly (7)
December 2006
- 30: I Hail From Philadelphia (9)
- 26: The Winner (6)
- 24: Christmas Letter 2006 (7)
- 21: And the nominees are: (12)
- 18: 2nd Annual Incredi-Contest (6)
- 15: Survey (Because I’m Lazy) (10)
- 14: School’s Out! (9)
- 10: Jenna’s Birthday (9)
- 07: Join My Pain (8)
- 06: I Love Statistics (9)
- 04: The Home Stretch (2)
November 2006
- 30: Relationally Inept (6)
- 29: Chiefs Are a “Power Team” (8)
- 28: It’s A Good Thing… (3)
- 27: Reality Whiplash (4)
- 26: Die Squirrel, Die! (2)
- 25: Domestic Bliss (1)
- 24: Today… (2)
- 23: Old & Mean (2)
- 22: Why Get Married? (3)
- 21: Dating Matrix - Part Deux (7)
- 20: Suck It Up & Move On (3)
- 19: Chiefs!
- 18: The Dogs of Doom Strike Again (5)
- 17: Bad Tuna? (6)
- 16: Why Love is Tricky (17)
- 15: To Chase or Not To Chase (4)
- 14: Time for a Party (7)
- 13: Not Funny (15)
- 12: Elton John is an Idiot (7)
- 11: My Grandfather (5)
- 10: Jihad Isn’t Over (6)
- 09: Guilty Pleasure (8)
- 08: Who Won, Who Lost (12)
- 07: I Voted (7)
- 06: My Exciting Day (4)
- 05: Mahaffie Farmstead (1)
- 04: Flimsy Update (2)
- 03: Stem Cell Fiasco (3)
- 02: Maybe I’m Not a Libertarian (9)
- 01: Narcissistic Elitists (15)
October 2006
- 31: If the Shoe Fits (5)
- 29: The Abilene Paradox (9)
- 25: I Hail from Texas (7)
- 24: Business Trip to Texas (10)
- 23: Aiding the Enemy (17)
- 22: “Jersey Hair” (10)
- 20: What if the Bible is just smart? (15)
- 19: Genetic? Not if you use your noggin. (12)
- 17: I’m Tired of School (9)
- 16: Why Republicans Are Faltering (3)
- 13: Altruism is for Suckers - Part Deux (4)
- 10: We’ll Miss You, North Korea (6)
- 05: Phred Felps Update (5)
- 04: Fred Phelps - Doing the Devil’s Work (7)
- 03: Let’s Talk About Sex (12)
September 2006
- 29: What’s Next? (7)
- 25: Clinton Has IED (9)
- 21: UN - Important (8)
- 19: We’re Too Good (12)
- 18: Headlines (2)
- 05: I’m Still Alive & Kicking It (7)
August 2006
- 23: Today I Leave (6)
- 21: Self Promotion and Stuff (9)
- 18: I am sick. (6)
- 14: Cheers, Mate. (12)
- 12: Intolerant We Stand, Tolerant We Fall (12)
- 08: Destiny or Chaos?
- 08: Altruism is for Suckers (9)
- 07: 3 Good Reasons (5)
- 04: Brass Dance Pays Off (7)
- 01: Gunshot Wound to the Head (12)
July 2006
- 26: We Still Hail from California (5)
- 24: We Hail from California (4)
- 21: Appraised “Value” (4)
- 18: Okay, Fine. I’ll Update. (12)
- 06: Pete the Liberal Democrat, Part III (3)
- 03: Non-Liberal Personal Update (9)
June 2006
- 27: Pete the Liberal Democrat, Part II (4)
- 16: Pete the Liberal Democrat, Part 1 (9)
- 08: Social Security, Part Three (8)
May 2006
- 28: Cop-Out Entry (7)
- 24: Open Letter to Illegal “Immigrants” (3)
- 16: Cause for Alarm (6)
- 02: No Habla Idiots (12)
April 2006
- 30: Here I Sit… (4)
- 28: Texas Tea (3)
- 20: Influence (5)
- 03: Pandering Politicians (14)
March 2006
- 28: Tax Us, Please! (5)
- 24: You’re Entitled to an Opinion, Unless You’re a Christian (10)
- 23: Abortion Nutjobs Take A Hit (20)
- 21: Weather “Forecasting” (5)
- 16: Update at Long Last (3)
- 07: Murder She Wrote (17)
February 2006
- 23: Asking For It, Per Usual (8)
- 19: What a Week (7)
- 14: VD Part Deux (8)
- 09: Stereotypes (11)
- 05: Party Time (11)
- 01: State of the Onion (6)
January 2006
- 29: Righteous Indignation (2)
- 26: The Responsibility Illusion (18)
- 23: Various Topics (9)
- 21: My Lame Existence (10)
- 18: Flogging a Dead Horse (17)
- 17: Peyton & Tom (17)
- 14: BS in Business (12)
- 10: The “Tour of Philly” (12)
December 2005
- 30: 2006 Resolutions (14)
- 22: Christmas Letter 2005 (9)
- 20: Entropy (17)
- 15: Road Rage & Cookie Rage (12)
- 13: I have the Spam Solution (7)
- 12: Blogger’s Code of Ethics (7)
- 09: Here’s Some Stuff (12)
- 05: Try This (5)
November 2005
- 28: The Patriots Get Their World Rocked (16)
- 22: A Global Economy for the Good of Mankind (13)
- 15: Women Are Perverted (19)
- 11: The Conservative Test (12)
- 08: Terrell “Idiot Boy” Owens (14)
- 04: Too Much Profit (11)
- 03: 7 Deadly Sins (16)
- 02: Time for the Poll (17)
- 01: The Incredi-Contest (18)
October 2005
- 31: Be An American… Buy Non-Union! (15)
- 27: Supreme Pizza Court (3)
- 21: Hmm… Maybe There’s a Pattern (13)
- 17: Quickie Update (8)
- 14: Questions for Pete (6)
- 12: Pete Needs (12)
- 11: Helping the Haters (13)
- 10: Whiny Americans (13)
- 07: I May Be Dying, But I Feel Happy! (9)
September 2005
- 28: Islam: Religion of Peace (28)
- 27: Team Infidel (16)
- 26: I Told You So (2)
- 20: Your Son is Not a Soapbox (18)
- 18: The Personal Update (8)
- 16: I’m Surrounded by Asshats! (13)
- 15: Too Little, Too Late (8)
- 13: New Orleans - Part 2 (10)
- 02: Race is Not the Problem (19)
- 02: Goin’ to get The Jenna (3)
August 2005
- 30: Get A Car (13)
- 26: Tag, I’m It (5)
- 25: Social Security - Part Duex (14)
- 23: Social Security (23)
- 19: The Proverbial Toad for Breakfast (28)
- 17: No Way Home from Philly (22)
- 10: Royal Screwups (24)
- 06: Dump the Beeotch (20)
- 04: Things I Like (13)
July 2005
- 30: IncrediHole (19)
- 29: Shopping Update (12)
- 27: I Suck, But I’m Still Alive (12)
- 23: Another Week Come and Gone (11)
- 19: Jenna & Pete in Kansas (15)
- 13: If I Could Be… (14)
- 12: Cellevision (34)
- 08: London Bridges (42)
- 02: The Propaganda Machine (29)
June 2005
- 29: Give Us Free (25)
- 27: Random Thoughts (9)
- 26: 5 Things I Don’t Get (10)
- 24: Let’s Talk About Me
- 16: On the Record (10)
- 14: Michael Jackson Gets Off (16)
- 13: IncrediJennaPete (37)
- 10: Leavin’ On A Jet Plane (21)
- 08: The History of Fat (30)
- 06: Another Day in Paradise (23)
- 02: One Year Down, Fifty to Go (20)
- 01: Resume’ of an Idiot (18)
May 2005
- 31: Woodpecker Pulp (23)
- 27: You’ll Go Blind (30)
- 26: Haiku for You (46)
- 24: America Rocks, Part III (67)
- 22: Cynicism Melting Away (44)
- 20: Islam, the Religion of Hatred (8)
- 20: Billboards in Space (11)
- 19: Womyn in the Infantry (35)
- 18: Gunfight in Kansas (8)
- 17: Pete’s Expert Child-Rearing Techniques (27)
- 16: The Weekend (14)
- 12: My Grandma’s Irish, But I’m an AMERICAN (21)
- 12: Stab Him in the Eye (18)
- 11: Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People? (18)
- 10: The Danger of Islam (31)
- 09: Pete and Jenna Sitting in a Tree… (18)
- 09: The Pastor’s Kid (12)
- 06: Fight the Power (17)
- 05: Warning: Dangerous Labels Ahead (10)
- 04: Stalker Songs (12)
- 03: Anisettekiss writes: The award for LEAST likely to be one of my friends goes to… (18)
- 02: No Rights for Non-Americans (11)
April 2005
- 29: The Environment is Overrated - Part 2 (29)
- 28: Anisettekiss writes… True Story Too (13)
- 28: School’s Out (15)
- 27: Pretty In Pink (6)
- 26: Sociopathic Pete (15)
- 24: Installing the Pope (19)
- 19: Reclaim the Rainbow (21)
- 18: The Couple’s Party (6)
- 16: Curb Appeal (15)
- 15: The Baby-Making Phase (15)
- 14: Alone is OK (19)
- 13: Mission: Virus Retention (20)
- 12: It’s the Little Things (14)
- 11: Bonfire In The Boondocks (11)
- 08: You Just Don’t Get It (65)
- 06: Shove Your Moral Relativism (39)
- 06: No Common Decency Left (51)
March 2005
- 31: My Recommendations (14)
- 31: I’m Not Sick of Talking About It (15)
- 30: What I’ve Learned About Blogging (14)
- 23: The Trench (11)
- 22: The Irony of Liberalism (20)
- 20: The Real “Eichmanns” (32)
- 16: Insane Ramblings of the PACE Woman (12)
- 14: Endangered Canadian Poo (43)
- 14: Class Without Class
- 11: UN Press Release: “Terrorism is Naughty”
- 08: Things I Like (10)
- 07: Martha Stewart - Ride the Lightning (6)
- 03: Short Man’s Syndrome (11)
- 02: A Glimpse Into Pete’s Mind (8)
- 01: Bitterness Test (16)
February 2005
- 24: Ms. Oblivious Meets Mr. Nascar (20)
- 22: College Sports Are For Dummies (9)
- 18: Don’t Like Your Life? (31)
- 17: Letters for Everyone (23)
- 14: Abby and Liv’s Birthday (20)
- 14: VD (15)
- 10: Pete’s Rules of the Road (9)
- 09: Woman + Executive Job = Disaster (41)
- 08: The Roots of Insecurity (13)
- 05: Unrequited Love (21)
- 04: Love is a Game (16)
- 02: Pete’s State of the Union (5)
January 2005
- 31: It’s Time to Stripsearch Muhammad (17)
- 26: Pay Up, Suckers (10)
- 25: Steaming Pile of Academy Awards (7)
- 24: The Evolution of a Flawed Theory (18)
- 11: Randy “Idiot Boy” Moss (22)
- 08: Just Look Out the Window (7)
December 2004
- 27: My 2005 Resolutions (27)
- 25: Christmas Letter 2004 (12)
- 17: Ph.Duh.
- 14: Business Attire Has Me By The Neck
- 07: Don’t Eat the Sprint Burger (12)
- 03: Look What The Pups Did For Daddy (25)
- 02: Concert Time
November 2004
- 30: Give A Helping Hand (7)
- 28: Holiday Update
- 27: Invoking The Second Amendment (14)
- 23: Another Day In Paradise
- 19: “Right” Is Better
- 18: I Need A Career Woman (9)
- 15: Yes, I Play Favorites (20)
- 14: It’s Cold & I Have Parvo
- 12: Overtime Study (8)
- 08: Adieu, Mes Amis (22)
- 06: Disco Dick and the Mirrorballs
- 04: Pro Life for Dummies (18)
- 04: Accountability Destroys Relationships (7)
- 03: Emotional Blackmail (11)
- 03: The Moral Majority (21)
- 02: Election Day (11)
October 2004
- 31: The Paper Towel Guy
- 29: Queer Designer for the Bored Housewife
- 28: Full Time Christian Retardation (16)
- 26: A 12 Year Old Can Have Curves? (19)
- 26: Dating Is For Masochists (13)
- 24: Another Busy Weekend
- 18: American Cars Suck
- 18: Nothing In Particular
- 14: The Right To Hate America (17)
- 12: Pete’s New Baby (15)
- 12: The Blonde Antichrist (50)
- 12: I’m Pro-Life & I’m Pro-Death Penalty (13)
- 10: Debate Debacle (34)
- 07: Things I Learned In Medic Class / More Things That Drive Me Nuts (32)
- 07: Things That Don’t Drive Me Nuts (16)
- 06: More Things That Drive Me Nuts (29)
- 05: Things That Drive Me Nuts (31)
- 04: Weekend O’Rama
- 01: Politics & Economics (13)
September 2004
- 30: Time to Pick a Side (45)
- 29: What Women Really Want (47)
- 28: What Men Really Want (48)
- 27: The Abridged Autobiography (52)
- 24: Best And Worst Movies (99)
- 23: Breaking News Report (27)
- 20: Chiefs vs Aliens
- 20: Football for Dummies (Women) (51)
- 17: Not Quite Ready for Commitment (24)
- 15: Pete’s Hierarchy of Loserness (71)
- 10: Social Security Is Saved (41)
- 09: Never Take Ambien in the Woods
- 08: Pimp-Master Pete (55)
- 07: Weekend At The Lake
- 07: Other Cultures Suck (70)
- 03: I’ll Try Not to Drown This Year
- 02: I’ll Call You Later (45)
August 2004
- 31: WWJD? (15)
- 30: I Broke The Dog (19)
- 25: Dew The Genocide (31)
- 24: Doctor Dimwit, I Presume? (32)
- 23: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
- 22: Weekend Update
- 19: Men Are Gross!
- 17: Last One About Abby (43)
- 16: Super-Abby
- 14: One Sick Puppy
- 12: Dear Abby (20)
- 10: Dream Perchance To Sleep
- 08: Race For The Cure (12)
- 07: Made (Poorly) In America (11)
- 05: Your Personality Is Defective (7)
- 04: Pull the Plug, They Can’t Hack It (10)
- 02: Vacation: Mission Complete (11)
July 2004
- 31: Atlantic Daily News (10)
- 29: Main and the Cliffs of Insanity (14)
- 28: Kennebunkport Or Bust (8)
- 27: Lighthouse Heaven (22)
- 26: Maine: The Really North State (17)
- 26: Boston: The Other White Meat (24)
- 24: 101 Things About Pete
- 24: Work Sucks
- 23: You Ain’t THAT Sick!
- 23: The Date’s Going Badly (14)
- 22: Pete’s Stages of Sleep Deprivation (12)
- 21: What Is With Women, Anyways?
- 21: Cheater’s Proof (18)
- 20: Unions Increase Consumer Prices (10)
- 19: What Kind of Man Are You? (20)
- 17: What Kind of Woman Are You? (40)
- 16: Cops Think I Look Suspicious (19)
- 15: Danny Devito Plays “Anna” (86)
- 14: Combosports (17)
- 13: Elections the Democratic Way
- 13: Elections the Democratic Way (30)
- 12: Nuclear Waste: Destination North Dakota (37)
- 10: The Environment Is Overrated (55)
- 09: The Jury’s Still Out (12)
- 08: It’s A Hard Knock Life (29)
- 07: Buncha Rambling Crap
- 06: Number Rock My World (38)
- 03: The Rocket’s Red Glare (66)
June 2004
- 30: Mountain Dew: The Other Crack Cocaine
- 29: Next Stop: Saudi Arabia (12)
- 28: It’s Better to Be Like Pete
- 26: Pete Tiptoes Through The Tulips (8)
- 26: It’s Time For Some Social Change (5)
- 24: Who Knew Cats Could Sing Italian Opera? (29)
- 23: What the Heck is an LX High Cost Surcharge? (12)
- 22: Microeconomics for Dummies (12)
- 21: Macroeconomics for Dummies (8)
- 20: The Movie Cartel Strikes Again. Twice.
- 18: Women Give Me Brain Damage (18)
- 17: The Life & Love of Pete (20)
- 16: Tabasco Spackle (16)
- 15: Pete’s School of Fashion Faux Pas (6)
- 14: Never Lease A Lemon
- 12: Stop Cutting Your Grass & Get A Job (9)
- 11: My Old Room (4)
- 10: One Punishment Fits All (10)
- 10: If You’re Gonna Get Fat, Eat Food! (4)
- 08: Dating Sucks When You’re an Idiot (5)
- 05: Here’s to Doctors, Grandmas, and Friends
- 04: Here’s to the Gipper (5)
- 03: Wedding Brain Damage (5)
- 02: Allow Myself to Introduce Myself
